Welcome to my website. I am the bloody cat, also known as Kelvin.
Update: here or hereis a low quality video of me playing fetch.(requires realplayer)I was acquired by my slave from the RSPCA in February 2002 at about 6 months old when I looked something like this.
Unfortunately I'm not a terribly bright creature and had an argument with a car at the end of May 2002 resulting in a fractured hip and tail (which had to be removed) so I currently look like this.
Here I am again in one of my favourite places whilst still recovering from my accident. Lying right by the front door ready to be hit when anyone comes in (see I told you I wasn't terribly bright).
Occasionally I am very naughty and bring back some of the local wildlife.
Kills to date(20/05/11):
birds 2 ( + 1 survivor)
Eventually this site might have lots of other useless stuff but in the meantime here is a photo of the original bloody cat, Baker, who unfortunately died in August 2001.